Let we go through the FACTS...
- People with crooked teeth(its me?) usually kiss BETTER than people with straight teeth.
- When you chew gum before you kiss, it actually makes your breath SMELL WORSE than before because of your salivary glands.
- Mints work MUCH better
- Though there is the French Kiss, surveys around the world said that instead of the FRENCH, it is said that the ITALIANS kisses the best! Mamma mia bella signorina!
- The MEXICANS are the worst kisser ever
- Kissing is healthy. It makes your heart beat rates 13-18% FASTER than normal
- GUYS, It is much more ROMANTIC to kiss girls in a fancy restaurant or UNDER THE STARS than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters
- GIRLS, Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he’s using you ...he's just a LITTLE HORNY ;) and there`s no problem with that!!!
- It has been PROVEN that when people with the SAME hair colour kiss, it is more ROMANTIC than that of a different hair colour. Don't ask, we don't know why either hehe…
- Your FIRST Kiss isn’t always your BEST Kiss
- If you can tie a KNOT in a CHERRY with your tongue, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser... it just means your TONGUE MUSCLE is strong
- ALL GIRLS are NOT WHORES, and ALL GUYS are NOT PLAYERS... EVERYONE gets a LITTLE HORNY sometimes.
- Touch his/her face.
- Run our fingers through his/her hair.
- Kiss softly at first, then apply more pressure.
- Hold your kissing partner.
[of coz, it's a language. If a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it...]
+ Kiss on the ear ------------------------ "I'm horny"
+ Kiss on the cheek -------------------- "We're friends"
+ Kiss on the hand ---------------------- "I adore you"
+ Kiss on the neck ---------------------- "We belong together"
+ Kiss on the shoulder ----------------- "I want you now"
+ Kiss on the lips ------------------------ "I love you" or "I want you"
+ Holding hands ------------------------- "We can learn to love each other"
+ A wink ------------------------------------ "Let's get it on"
+ Slap on the butt ------------------------ "That’s mine"
+ Playing with the ear ------------------- "I can't live without you"
+ Holding on tight ------------------------ "Don't let go"
+ Looking into each other's eyes --- "Let's get romantic"
+ Playing with hair on head ----------- "Tell me you love me"
+ Arms around the waist -------------- "I love you too much to let go"
+ Laughing while kissing -------------- "I am completely comfortable with you"
Last but not least: If you're kissing someone, close your eyes. Seriously, it's not nice to stare...
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ADVANTAGES OF FRENCH KISS...
1.It releases stress. Tired from work? Pressured by the bills? Exhausted about your never-ending fights with your lover? Settle the issues, get comfy by the couch and kiss instead! Tongue-kissing is exciting and thrilling that it makes you feel relaxed and comforted in just a few minutes. No need for you to pop an aspirin or two!
2.It cures headaches. Headaches are a big bummer and they often makes us lose it sometimes and then pave way to a very horrific temper --- next time you feel an impending migraine, take time to have a smooching session with your partner next time. Not only does it work same way as a whole body massage, it lessens stress and clears your mind.
3.It protects you from cavity and bad breath.Many believe that saliva helps prevent tooth decay and plaque --- that's why a little tongue kissing rendezvous with your sweetheart makes your smiles brighter, more sparkling and shiny white. And here's more --- a little tongue kissing helps lessen bad breath --- but of course, make sure to gargle and brush before smooching --- for your partner's sake.
4.It prevents lock-jaws. A kiss is not just a kiss when it's passionate and intense. A lock-jaw can be lethal and definitely dangerous, so aside from chewing gum to prevent it, fire-up your kissing experience by making use of creative kissing tricks --- a total tongue, mouth and jaw exercise absolutely free!
5.It makes you a happier person.When we kiss, romance fills the air, your heartbeat starts to pound faster thus, releasing more happier hormones. It can get you a little lightheaded and perky. Have you ever noticed how blissful you feel right after a little tongue action with your sweetheart? Make it a habit and be a more positive optimistic person all the way!
-kawin lok bok kiss..haha
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