Showing posts with label jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jobs. Show all posts

March 23, 2010

How True Is It??

Think of it...


Law of Queue: 
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: 
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: 
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: 
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

Law of the Alibi: 
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem: 
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: 
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: 
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

Law of Biomechanics: 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Movie Theatre Rule: 
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

so, what do you think?? How true is it??

February 22, 2010

Hairstyles and Its Popularity

Interview suit dry-cleaned? Check. Shoes shined? Check. Mohawk perfectly sculpted with extra wax or clay? Hold on a second there, boy. This is a job interview, where you’re supposed to strut your experience, not your hairstyles!

And how you look doesn’t just include your clothes and your hygiene but how you fashion your locks. It may have something to do with the fact that women make up a majority of the hiring force today, and women are much more conscious and concerned about grooming, especially when it comes to hair. But experts agree that you can infer a lot about a person including how you think they’re going to function as an employee are based on how they fashion their hairstyle.

So, how do you know if you look the part? Here’s what your hairstyle really says about you.

Side Part
Popular in: Finance, politics, insurance.

Says: Serious and business-minded. You’re a hard worker who wants to get ahead.

Why: It’s on the conservative and simple side, but it still shows that you put some effort into your grooming routine. It’s also a classic look that will never go out of style, because it conveys a sense of class and importance. There’s a secret among Human Resource people that you’re more likely to get a promotion if you look like you’ve already made it.

Buzz Cut
Popular in: Medicine, professional sports, the Army.

Says: Confident and masculine. You care about appearance, but you’re too busy to spend too much time on your hair.

Why: There’s a reason this look is favored by the military. It’s not just extremely low maintenance, leaving time for more important business (or battles, as the case may be), but it’s a bold statement that shows you want to look like you’re part of the team and move up the ranks.

Faux Hawk
Popular in: Fashion, photography, hipsterdom.

Says: Creative and extroverted. You’re concerned about standing out from the crowd.

Why: It’s an edgy look that conveys a lot of confidence and personal style. That said, it’s also just breaking over into mainstream, so if you work in an environment where everyone else is sporting side parts, you’re going to attract a lot of attention. If, however, you work in a creative field where suits are optional (and even tattoos are acceptable), wear your faux hawk with pride. If your appearance syncs with the rest of the workplace, it gives the impression that you’re able to handle the technical skills.

Textured Bedhead
Popular in: Hollywood, media, public relations.

Says: Trendy and detail-oriented. You care about the little things.

Why: It’s a look that requires a fair amount of time to create and maintain, so it shows that you put a lot of effort into keeping up your appearance. People in positions of power, especially recruiters, like to see that a potential employee takes care of himself and keeps up with trends. Besides that, when you look good, you feel good and have more confidence.

Caesar Cut
Popular in: Law, theater, gladiator rings.

Says: Intuitive and savvy. Concerned about looking perfectly pulled together.

Why: You have more important things on your morning agenda than spending hours styling your hair, but you still want to look like you take pride in your appearance, and more importantly, that you mean business. This look is great for guys of all ages, but it’s an especially good style for guys who are just entering the workforce. Younger people want to believe people will hire them based on competence and not appearance, but unfortunately, that’s not the case. You do have to give up some of your identity if you want to be part of the team and move up the ranks.

January 21, 2010

Waste of Time

"It's Just Waste Of Time"

That's my friend's opinion on gaming and I won't be surprised if many other people think that way. Playing video games has always been a bad wrap from being an unhealthy addiction to a primary cause of violence. But through the seemly typical lifeless gamer glued affront of his plasma television, there's an exchange of knowledge from the game to the gamerzz. One cannot observe this phenomenon, but only experience it. I don't call myself as a pro gamer(maybe, that would be an insult to real gamerzz anyway) but I'm lucky enough to be brought up with humble gaming interests. For me here's are some reasons why gaming is more than just for entertainment or make time pass by

1. Gaming Improves Hand-Eye Coordination


hand-eye coordinations

I hope u guys understand what i means by the hand-eye coordinations, since its just a simple words and its hard for me to explain because i'm the one who felt it. If you don't know how I came up with that then please. Hold these buttons on your keyboard ALT and F4. Thank you for your understanding.

2. We're Better Prepared For The Apocalypse

zombie

Zombie apocalypse, alien apocalypse, natural apocalypse, or what so ever. Let's pick zombie apocalypse for the sake of simplicity to prove my point. What do you think when you hear the word apocalypse? Chaos? Car alarms going-off and explosions? People running and screaming around the streets? Yes, yes, and sometimes painfully yes. We see this too often in movies but it will become reality just like in the movie 2012. We cant deny those things will happen. That's why we have games apocalypse-simulator like Left4dead, which will prepare you for that horrifying day. On that day, when many people are going crazy and stupid, I will close my eyes for a minute and reflect on the experiences and life-saving tips I've learned through playing Left4dead. A med-kit and pain-killer pills, check. Good chemistry among the 4-person squad, check. Auto-shotgun and dual pistols, check. Ready to survive and kick ass, check. "It just waste a lot of time"? Your life will soon be wasted as food for the zombies if you not prepared. hahaha....

3. Gaming Provides Us 50% Of Our Daily Learning Intake

roller-coaster tycoon

I've tried this game after my bro promote it to me and the true story: I've learned the basic concept of economics through Rollercoaster Tycoon without even knowing the terms for it. The game put you in charge own rollercoaster theme park from setting ride prices to hiring staffs. I learned how everything works; how to achieve near optimal revenue, concept of supply and demand and good placement to effectively utilize assets. It's also true that "it's just a waste of time"?? friend is retarded in microeconomics. I wonder why. Maybe you guys should try Zoo Tycoon also, only the different is you just need to handle with those animals. But its really test your patience with those animal's behavior.

4. Emotional Intelligence

This doesn't only depend to gaming but gaming does involve a lot of emotional control. Online gaming can be stressful because its home to trolls(griefers, asshats, what so ever you want to call them) who feeds off of other player's anger. One moment your team is winning, but the next moment your team ultimately loses because a troll joined your team and decides to do something counterproductive. Sometimes trolls do get to some people who just want to game after a day of hard work. But it's a 24/7 fucking job to keep them from ruining your gaming experience. Props to people who can just walk away from trolls because it's harder than pushing hate back, but for people who unintentionally feed the troll are pure comedy material. hehe..

January 19, 2010

unemployment benefits

When you're looking for work, it's easy to forget that having a job isn't always all its cracked up to be. On Recessionwire, a formerly unemployed writer recently posted a list of all the things she misses about her breach from the workforce.


The list is meant to be sort of tongue and cheek, with some benefits more important than others:

1. Eating Healthy

Busy working people don't always make the time to go grocery shopping and cook their own meals, but this is easier to do when unemployed. Besides, the author said she benefited from fewer stress-induced cravings and trips to the office vending machine.

For me, I feel like being unemployed could have a positive or negative effect on your diet, depending on your personality and circumstances. Some unemployed people are probably more stressed than they were employed, thus craving unhealthy foods. Besides, fast food can be very affordable, which is appealing when your income is cut to zero..

2. Exercising

Having the chance to go to the gym is often another luxury of the unemployed. Besides, trying to save money on gas or even Subway passes encourages walking and biking wherever you go..

3. Naps

Who can argue with that? Everyone loves this..

4. Meeting up with old friends

Trying to pencil everyone in around a 40-hour work week can be very trying, but your calendar really opens up without a job to weigh you down. Easy for you to go hang out anytime you liked..

5. Browsing NSFW content online

It's always awkward when, whatever you're reading, you come across something NSFW (not safe for work) that you really hope nobody behind you saw. I would even add that it's nice not to feel nervous checking your email or Messenger chat every once in a while..

6. Exploring your options

When you're looking for a job, you not only have different career options to choose from, but different life options as well. You can go back to school, paint a masterpiece, brainstorm business ventures, and more..

Have you noticed any benefits to unemployment? so, what do you think of this list?

December 17, 2009

i'm a newbie

hye everyone...welcome to my blog....i really dont know what to say here, coz never thought of doing this...hopefully can get some fun here besides, can find a new friend, maybe...haha...thx to zaini for the inspiration on doing this blog....haha....