How True Is It??

Think of it...

Law of Queue: 

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: 

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: 

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: 

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

Law of the Alibi: 

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem: 

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: 

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: 

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

Law of Biomechanics: 

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Movie Theatre Rule: 

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

so, what do you think?? How true is it??